and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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