It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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