Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Well I just put wine in my tea
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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