She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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