My liver just broke up with me...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I could fuck to npr.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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