the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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