After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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