i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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