i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Randomize
