He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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