That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm always down for nudity.
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