You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
