i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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