I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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