All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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