Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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