yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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