Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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