I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
