Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
