How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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