it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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