She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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