There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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