why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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