Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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