It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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