I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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