Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
