I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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