I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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