this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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