The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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