New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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