I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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