You work out of a Hotel?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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