is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Girls should come with a carfax report
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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