WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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