Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
