this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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