Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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