I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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