no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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