i just google imaged poop.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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