i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Also, beer. Big fan.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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