You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You made out with two different species that night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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