It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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