woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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