maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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