she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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