Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
