yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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