So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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