You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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