he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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